The whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa part of this song originally crashed mixcraft so I had to export it and then make a new project to make the song any longer.
I was originally going to have a cover of I Will Survive completely out of context and for no reason whatsoever but Adam was opposed so I just put Yo Vivire in there with a mashup instead.
lyrics
[Emotions]
Right now, I feel like i'm dreaming
Going to mcdonald's is what i'm needing
Feeling all sorts of emotions
happy, hungry, excited, full of devotion
I eat mcdonald's like it's my religion
Going every sunday morning, confessing to the kitchen
I've seen Jesus, but his name was Jesús
cleaning all the grills full of hamburger juice
I say grace before every meal, saying
"Thank you Mcdonald's, you taught me how to feel"
I pray to the creator of my nearest franchise
What in god's name would I do without fries?
I eat there religiously, i consume spiritually
Every day you see my begging for more
That supersize me guy ain't got nothin on me
mcgangbang that motherfucker, send him over to wendy's
[Adam]
Eric! Eric! Eric!
Come on, wake up!
What the hell? I’m smacking you! How are you still asleep?
You hibernate like a fucking bear. My god!
My god. Eric is out cold
I guess in the time being no one really knows why I go to McDonald’s
I mean god knows I love McDonald’s as much as Eric but I go there for slightly different reasons
I mean, god. How the hell is he still asleep?
Eric’s still asleep, ima let you niggies in
on a secret i’ve been keepin that’ll tell you where I’ve been
Mickey D’s my favorite place I swear to god it’s true
But the reason why for me is a different one than you
I fuckin fuckin fuck those fuckin pattys everyday
fuckin with the ketchup, put these pickles up my ass
put my dick inside the flurry straw and cum the mayonaise
yeah i’m only coming with him so I can cum another day
I'm coming
back from the dead
just kidding, i was only asleep you silly head
I'm not drunk, man, no i'm not smokin pot
I just pulled over in this walmart parking lot
Heard a winter storm warning, screamed loudly in your ear
We've got to get the fuckin bread and milk, ya hear?
I think you might've punched me, i don't really know
But whatever, man, to mcdonald's we go!
credits
from Scrotesque With A Side Of Fries,
released July 17, 2015
Thanks to: The Bread and Milk guy for describing white winter culture in the greatest way possible, Marsh for The Struggle, Robby for his random impression of Butters
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