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Scrotesque With A Side Of Fries

by BUTTSKANK

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1.
Cheeseburger 12:33
[Minimum Rage] (Eric) Mcdonald's restaurant is a chain of hamburgers Add a slice of cheese and make that bitch a cheeseburger Premium chicken wraps is what I am all about And this chicken rap is premium 'cause you're paying for this album What? This album is pay what you want? So they don't have to pay anything; they can just get it for free? Shit, I need a job.. My first job was a Mcjob. Yes it was I worked at a Mcdonald's for like three months Spent all my money on McFood and McSodas, Pokemon cards, and a wall decal of Yoda At least I know now how much salt to put on fries The answer is none. Throw it all into your eyes 'cause your wastin your time at 7.25 an hour I'd probably make more money if I actually sold this album Seriously, why did I make it so people could download it for free? I know I'm being nice and all, but I've got $27 to my name right now... So, why should I make it pay what you want? Oh yeah, that's right, because nobody wants to pay for this shit. Just like nobody wants to pay for my wages. Especially not McDonald's. (chorus: Adam and Eric) Somebody once told me they were gonna enroll me in Mickey D's orientation. And all my coworkers were dumb with their fingers in their bum, so I made this album just to spite them. Scrotesque 2014!! [Cheeseburgers] (Eric) I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers Put a slice of cheese on hamburger and call it cheeseburger I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers Now that meat and cheese just tastes like Jesus. I love cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers Put some mustard, ketchup, onion, pickle, cheese, and then the meat I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers Take a dollar out and scream and shout, "I want a cheeseburger!" I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers They are so fantastical, majorly magical, happiness on a bun I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers Why not make me twenty and I'll eat twenty? It's only twenty bucks. I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers Just make me a burger won't you please and then just add some cheese I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers If my kid one day wants hamburgers I'll say no you want cheese I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers I'm not prejudiced against the rest, but cheeseburger's the best I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers Now this interlude is kinda rude for interrupting cheese (interlude) Cheese, cheese, cheese, please Cheese, cheese, cheese, please Cheese, cheese, cheese, please Cheese, cheese, cheese, please Cheese, cheese, cheese, burgers Cheese, cheese, cheese, burgers Cheese, cheese, cheese, burgers Cheese, cheese, cheese, burgers I love me some cheeseburgers I love me some cheeseburgers Can you please not tease about the cheese, give me some cheeseburgers
2.
[Circumsong] (Adam) When I was in the third grade, I got fucked by a clown and I'll never see the day where I forget about his frown, yo The smell of paint on his face, a red button one could squeeze Though, when he fucked me in the ass, the only buttons pushed were me But the biggest memory was how weird his penis looked I swear to god the skin was massive like a hotdog one could cook The skin reached to the ground, he's tippin, it didn't feel so bad So when I thought about it after, I wondered why the boss was mad I had years to reflect on it, I focused on that other dick Why didn't it look like mine? Now matter how hard I tried Yes, I cried and cried and cried. I wanted to look acceptable but with just half a penis, one could tell my fear was perceptible I sobbed to mom and dad, "Why? Why'd you put this curse on me?" They told me as an ethnic jew, this practice was a part of me Aspartame, they watered down the entire fucking truth I don't care about your love, you doomed by whole entire youth [McTrouble] Once upon a time a few decades ago I tasted your fries, they were kinda cold I loved them, I loved them, I loved them-em-em-em-em I always eat there, and I guess i liked that you expanded the, dollar menu It's soooo cheap, it's sooo cheap, it's sooo cheap to eat, eat, eat and I heaaaard that, the mcriiiib is back but I realllllly Just want a classic I want a mcdouble extra pickles So give me one right now Also, I would like one mcchicken and a coke right now, oh What's the daily double, can you tell me? I don't like tomatoes So please take those off my daily double And i'd like a double quarter pound Err, Err, mcdouble, mcdouble Oh, oh, daily double, daily double, daily double No mighty wings. And no fish mcbites Menu's always changing, and I don't know why You're losing, you're losing, you're losing mon-ey-ey-ey- Now I heard you moved on from supersize me salads I won't eat, and neither will he And won't you see, won't you see, won't you see-e-e-e-e If it ain't broke, don't fix it Can't you realize, the big mac's are great. hey! I knew I was in trouble when I walked in It's 10:15 nowww I wish that it wasn't still breakfast This is a let down, oh I guess I'll have just a mcgriddle With a hash bro-own I wish that it wasn't still breakfast Now I'm wondering where is my hash brown? Oh, oh, hash brown, hash brown, hash brown Oh, oh, mcgriddle, mcgriddle And the saddest place I’ve eaten in was a run-down Burger King, so yeah McDonald’s rules, deliciousness yeaaahhhhhhhhhh I want a mcdouble extra pickles So give me one right now Also, I would like one mcchicken and a coke right now, oh I knew I was in trouble when I walked in It's 10:15 nowww I wish that it wasn't still breakfast This is a let down Oh! Oh! Mcdouble, mcdouble, mcdouble Oh! Oh! Hash brown, hash brown, hash brown I want a mcdouble extra pickles McDouble, McDouble, McDouble I want a mcdouble extra pickles
3.
Big Mac 16:04
4.
McFlurry 13:21
[Emotions] Right now, I feel like i'm dreaming Going to mcdonald's is what i'm needing Feeling all sorts of emotions happy, hungry, excited, full of devotion I eat mcdonald's like it's my religion Going every sunday morning, confessing to the kitchen I've seen Jesus, but his name was Jesús cleaning all the grills full of hamburger juice I say grace before every meal, saying "Thank you Mcdonald's, you taught me how to feel" I pray to the creator of my nearest franchise What in god's name would I do without fries? I eat there religiously, i consume spiritually Every day you see my begging for more That supersize me guy ain't got nothin on me mcgangbang that motherfucker, send him over to wendy's [Adam] Eric! Eric! Eric! Come on, wake up! What the hell? I’m smacking you! How are you still asleep? You hibernate like a fucking bear. My god! My god. Eric is out cold I guess in the time being no one really knows why I go to McDonald’s I mean god knows I love McDonald’s as much as Eric but I go there for slightly different reasons I mean, god. How the hell is he still asleep? Eric’s still asleep, ima let you niggies in on a secret i’ve been keepin that’ll tell you where I’ve been Mickey D’s my favorite place I swear to god it’s true But the reason why for me is a different one than you I fuckin fuckin fuck those fuckin pattys everyday fuckin with the ketchup, put these pickles up my ass put my dick inside the flurry straw and cum the mayonaise yeah i’m only coming with him so I can cum another day I'm coming back from the dead just kidding, i was only asleep you silly head I'm not drunk, man, no i'm not smokin pot I just pulled over in this walmart parking lot Heard a winter storm warning, screamed loudly in your ear We've got to get the fuckin bread and milk, ya hear? I think you might've punched me, i don't really know But whatever, man, to mcdonald's we go!
5.
[Quarter Pounder Rap] What does it mean to be one fourth pound beef? Your grandpa’s from china, so you’re one-fourth Chinese Lift your leg up, doing workouts, call those high knees Child porn is bad, don’t take pics of kid’s hineys Public Service Announcement from Eric Swaggy Swooper The regular is .1 pounds so shove it up your pooper What the pros are lookin for is that 0.25 One fourth pound man that shit gets me so high.. in cholesterol. [Cinema Parody] I could eat you for a lifetime You're my favorite sandwich Quarter pounder You mean everything to me I always know what I'm wantin Forever diabetes Hope you stay on the menu So my fatness can continue You are a quarter pound, I could eat you forever Ketchup, onions, I could eat you forever You are a quarter pound, a mcdonald treasure Love you just the way you are, a quarter pound, a quarter pound quarter pound The menu spells out your name Like in a playboy magazine, yeah Hunger growing Like my dick reading playboy You always keep me guessin How you're a quarter pounder And what is that dressing? I think it's actually just mustard You are a quarter pound, I could eat you forever Ketchup, onions, I could eat you forever You are a quarter pound, a mcdonald treasure Love you just the way you are, a quarter pound, a quarter pound my quarter pound Always know how much you're weighin Always know how much you're weighin Always know how much you're weighin Quarter pound, quarter pound, quarter pound You are a quarter pound, I could eat you forever Ketchup, onions, I could eat you forever You are a quarter pound, a mcdonald treasure Love you just the way you are, a quarter pound, a quarter pound my quarter pound [Midnight city parody] I awoke this morning to the sound of my tummy rumblin, I got out of bed, and my stomach shouted I want a quarter pounder Man there's just something bout her got them lovely curves around her and i couldn't stop but hound her she's a sexy quarter pounder Quarter pounder, Quarter pounder, Quarter pounder, Quarter pounder-er-er Quarter pounder, Quarter pounder, Quarter pounder, Quarter pound Quarter pounder
6.
McRib 13:08
[The McRib is Back] the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the mcrib is back the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the mcrib is back tell your friends, your fam, even your honey to go to mcdonald's and spend all your money the mcrib is here, it won't be for long go to your mickey d's and sing this song! the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the mcrib is back the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the mcrib is back it's here right now but the time is limited but it's here now, yes it came back it did so bite into that sandwich made of pork whether you live in San diego or new york! the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the mcrib is back the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the--- shit SHIT SHIT IT'S FUCKING GONE THE MCRIB WE LOST IT I... I don't even know what to say... (cries) They say, "it's better to have loved the mcrib and lost the mcrib, than to never have loved the mcrib at all" but in actuality, I still have an empty feeling inside not in my heart, no, but in my stomach it's a hole that will never be filled never now that the mcrib is gone hey, you know what You know what i'm gonna do Fuck the mcrib I don't need it I'm just gonna go down to Burger king and get me their barbeque sandw- HEY ERIC THE MCRIB IS BACK [gasps] the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the mcrib is back the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the mcrib is back I'm sorry for what I said, mcrib I was sad that it happened when it did I got irrational but now you're back until pork prices get way too high but until then I'll eat a mcrib! the mcrib is back the mcrib is back hey everyone the mcrib is back the mcrib is back the mcrib is back
7.
McChicken 16:58
[This McChicken (Guitar)] This mcchicken is delicious It is satisfying If you state it's bad you're lying Why watch my calorie intake? I don't care if the meat's fake. Chicken, goat or llama why start the drama I ponder, "Mcchicken, Why are you so finger lickin good?" I have eaten too many McChickens Call 9-1-1
8.
[The Time of My Life] Now I've had the time of my life No, I never felt like this before Yes I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you 'Cause I've had the time of my life And I owe it all to you I've been waiting for so long Now I've finally found someone to stand by me We saw the writing on the wall And we felt this magical fantasy Now with passion in our eyes There's no way we could disguise it secretly So we take each others hand 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency Just remember I can't get enough of This could be love Because I've had the time of my life No, I never felt this way before Yes I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you, you, you, you, you dirty bit I came up here to eat, make a burger make it sweet I don't want to eat no salads, I just want some chicken meat Come on let's go, let's lose control Let's do it all night til we can't eat no more People waiting in the line, all the workers take their time We gon get our burgers hot, or I'll slap them with my cock Yeah my food is hot, the temperature, has got my taste buds getting freakier I got McRib. McRib baby, I was eatin with my ladies I didn't come to get sliders, I came to come inside her by her I mean McDonald's, I love Mcdonald's If you didn't know that, well faggot, now you know now cause I'm havin a good time with you I'm tellin you I've had the time of my life And I never felt this way before And I swear this is true And I owe it all to you Oh, I've had the time of my life And I never felt this way before And I swear this is true And I owe it all to you, you, you youuu! I've had the time of my life And I never felt this way before And I swear this is true And I owe it all to you I've had the time of my life And I never felt this way before And I swear this is true And I owe it all to you I've had the time of my life And I never felt this way before (oh no) And I swear (no way) this is true (it's true) And I owe it all to you

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A two-hour-long journey of hunger in which Adam and Eric go to McDonald's. The adventure is told through dialogue, raps, and shitstorms of interpretive noise. Will someone die in the end? Who knows?

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released July 17, 2015

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