When I recorded the Minimum Rage mini-song for Cheeseburger I did indeed only have $27 to my name. Now it’s more like $500. Still you should buy this album pls
Indeed I say “Scrotesque 2014!” at the end of the Minimum Rage bit because this song was made in 2014. I started working on this album in 2013 actually. I thought I’d release this album in 2014 but a lot of stuff came up that superseded this in priority.
I originally made “Every Single Song on Kidz Bop 25 Played At The Same Time” to be on a collab album on soundcloud but it didn’t make it (which i’m still butthurt about) so I threw it in here. It is indeed every single song on Kidz Bop 25 at the same time.
lyrics
[Minimum Rage] (Eric)
Mcdonald's restaurant is a chain of hamburgers
Add a slice of cheese and make that bitch a cheeseburger
Premium chicken wraps is what I am all about
And this chicken rap is premium 'cause you're paying for this album
What? This album is pay what you want?
So they don't have to pay anything; they can just get it for free?
Shit, I need a job..
My first job was a Mcjob. Yes it was
I worked at a Mcdonald's for like three months
Spent all my money on McFood and McSodas,
Pokemon cards, and a wall decal of Yoda
At least I know now how much salt to put on fries
The answer is none. Throw it all into your eyes
'cause your wastin your time at 7.25 an hour
I'd probably make more money if I actually sold this album
Seriously, why did I make it so people could download it for free?
I know I'm being nice and all, but I've got $27 to my name right now...
So, why should I make it pay what you want?
Oh yeah, that's right, because nobody wants to pay for this shit.
Just like nobody wants to pay for my wages.
Especially not McDonald's.
(chorus: Adam and Eric)
Somebody once told me they were gonna enroll me
in Mickey D's orientation.
And all my coworkers were dumb with their fingers in their bum,
so I made this album just to spite them.
Scrotesque 2014!!
[Cheeseburgers] (Eric)
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
Put a slice of cheese on hamburger and call it cheeseburger
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
Now that meat and cheese just tastes like Jesus. I love cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
Put some mustard, ketchup, onion, pickle, cheese, and then the meat
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
Take a dollar out and scream and shout, "I want a cheeseburger!"
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
They are so fantastical, majorly magical, happiness on a bun
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
Why not make me twenty and I'll eat twenty? It's only twenty bucks.
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
Just make me a burger won't you please and then just add some cheese
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
If my kid one day wants hamburgers I'll say no you want cheese
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
I'm not prejudiced against the rest, but cheeseburger's the best
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
Now this interlude is kinda rude for interrupting cheese
(interlude)
Cheese, cheese, cheese, please
Cheese, cheese, cheese, please
Cheese, cheese, cheese, please
Cheese, cheese, cheese, please
Cheese, cheese, cheese, burgers
Cheese, cheese, cheese, burgers
Cheese, cheese, cheese, burgers
Cheese, cheese, cheese, burgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
I love me some cheeseburgers
Can you please not tease about the cheese, give me some cheeseburgers
credits
from Scrotesque With A Side Of Fries,
released July 17, 2015
Special Thanks: Psy Floyd, Kidz Bop, Macklemore, Spongebob, Gary Busey, A nice man that I think was named Jerry, Micheal Masterbater
The latest chapter in an ongoing electronic homage to "Freespace," a beloved space shooter video game series from the ’90s and ‘00s. Bandcamp New & Notable Jun 2, 2021
All proceeds from this album of richly textured, politically charged electronic music will benefit Ireland’s Community Action Tenants Union. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 13, 2021
